The cop on the unicycle reached out his hand and captured your Moms, for the crime of being Hairy Obese.
|( を ) つか＊まえる||
|( を ) とら*える||
to catch THE MEANING of something - almost always figurative, in contrast to the more literal, physical つかまる。
|( が ) つか＊まる||
to be caught (can both be used to describe an animal being caught by a predator OR someone grabbing someone else by the arm,a crook caught in the act, etc.)
You use your HAND to capture,
but you use A DUCKY to supplement your bubble-bath.