The only way fat dudes can get laid is to go to THAIland.
Let's consider the dot a schlong, for reasons which shall soon become clear)
the Pacific Ocean
traditional Japanese drums - the kind that can be up to 15 feet wide. (BOOBOO: Rock and roll drums are just called ドラム.)
|太||fat||DOT ON BOTTOM|
|犬||dog||DOT ON TOP|
Dude has a fat schlong, (represented by the dot between his legs)
Dog is eating some meat, (represented by the dot next to its head)
Big has no dot.