板 plank

The tree is against being cut down and made into a fucking plank.
In fact it wants you to sign this petition BANning the practice altogether.
But the petition is made from the paper of an endangered redwood, you say!
. . .
Fuck!!!

store sign ★★★☆☆
看 (observe/guard) + 板 (plank) = 看板 (store sign)

store sign, signboard, billboard