When you go home you need the KEY to get in.
I know the right-bottom radical is 'sword-swallower', but let's just pretend it's plain old 'dagger' instead.
I got my sword pointed at your ugly snout, and my dagger pointed at your ugly hat, you need to get your ass home before I kill you!!!
|( に or へ ) かえ＊る||
go home. (a little formal)
|帰国 に or へ||
return to one's home country.
|帰||go back home||SWORD||刀|
You use your HANDS to clean,
but use your SWORD to go home
(since there are zombies in your driveway, duh).
A PERSON perpetrates a crime by immersing a wicked witch in WATER. That might have been cool in the '40s but now it's a hate-crime.