YOU are perhaps my best friend.
Naruto, being a teenage boy, is really good friends with his own crotch. Perhaps best friends.
a somewhat formal word for friend, used mostly by older people.
Jason Newsted was seen as the Anti - CLIFF by old-school Metallica fans.
NARUTO is your friend if you're an anime nerd.
Alternate mnemonic: only FRIEND has a "head" poking up above the horizontal line, and friends have heads.