TAKE me to the foreign emperor now!
The foreign emperor stands in front of you swallowing a sword. All like, "Yeaaah boyeeee I can swallow anything I like, I'm the freakin' emperor!!"
emperor - like China, not like Japan. (BOOBOO: Japan's emperor is 天皇:てんのう.)
empire - in the literal, non-judgemental sense of 'having an emperor' (England, China, ancient Inca). I don't think 帝国 carries the bad nuance of 'imperialism' (i.e. warlike or colonialist).
STAND UP to greet the emperor,
But tie your belt around a MOUNTAIN.