JOE Stalin nicely included a clause in the Soviet constitution where each comrade got a tree shoved up their butt
condition, as in, "You gotta be Japanese to come in this club? Are you jokin'??""
article 9 ★☆☆☆☆
article 9 of the constitution, which states that Japan can't have an army. Right? WRONG. Japan CAN have an army - they just aren't allowed to invade, an inconvinient fact that both pacifists AND right-wingers seem to forget.
A CHILD grows every season,
but a WOMAN is a member of the MILF club.
EACH clause in the contract forbids flexible HALBERDS.