I Saw Her Underpants! and they had a vermilion stain on them.
Shoot a rifle at a tree and it bleeds vermilion sap.
|PENIS ON THE BOTTOM
|miss out on
|HEAD but NO PENIS
Vermillion has a dick between its legs (think of the bright red veins in a dick). Arrow and Miss don't have anything down there.
HOW TO TELL ARROW AND MISS APART: "失" has a little line sticking up at the top, which we'll call a HEAD. 矢has no head.
So you can say, "I MISS getting HEAD from your uncle ever since he got BEHEADED BY AN ARROW."