Don't wear your SHOES in the religious temple!! God will get dirty!
Religion shows you that God is the king with the crown
new religion, (a polite way of saying 'cult'.)
My religion sacrifices you on the ALTAR, and it makes us completely GENKI.
I got so many CROWNS from starting my own religion . . . I have to store the excess in a warehouse with a PEAKED ROOF.
(BTW, seminars start at 40,000 yen!)